Girl: how much do you love me Me: count the stars in the sky Girl awww itβs infinite Me no just a waste of time
A teacher walked up to me and said how did we get butt cracks??I was like 4 so I said u had a earthquake on ur booty.
Bootylicious lol
How are orphans like spider man
No way home
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming ,he asks how do know you cant see .she replies ,i can taste it.
How do you get 50 hungry kids into a box. You put a can of beans in there.
how do you get 50 hungry kids out of a box. you run pass with a can opener.
how can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her? change your name to "rape"
How does a cannibal like his meat?
Human.
How do you catch an elephant? Act like a peanut.
How many people can you fit in a car? 6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front and my nan in the ash tray.
Yesterday, a guy threw a liter of milk at me.
How dairy!
how do you fit 100 rape victims inside a mini cooper?
in the ashtray
How did the nut study for its test? It used the inter-nut.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT
How do you surprise a blind guy.
Say, "Surprise"
How do you know if a snowman is a gril or a boy?
A:snow balls
How do NASA plan pardes.
They planit.
How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?
By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddybeer.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
How do you get 4 gay guys on a bar stool? You turn it upside down. How do you get them back off again? You jerk them off.
I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after but then i realised that antidepressants don't make you OD.
