Hows jokes
How do you stop a MeToo feminazi from telling the world about being raped? Easy: just rape her mouth shut.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
So many things are going through my head.
How am I not dead yet?
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"
The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"
The school shooter: "I don't know."
The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
Can’t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next-door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to “fuck off.” In the end, I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?
When it leaves you and never comes back.