How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
Why can't an orphan suck my nut?
A girl can, one knows how.
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?
Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.
I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.
Random words in my keyboard:
The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.
How did a man know his wife died?
Dishis start piling up.
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
If you wanna really know how to get under my skin, give me a razor and maybe we'll talk ;)
How do you make a sad person jump?
A bridge.
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
Why was baptism invented?
How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?
How to not exist: Kys
How to kill a blind person.
Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
How do you anger a democrat? Don't tell him the truth
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today and treat others how you want to be treated!
Rate your day on a scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment [on] what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.
How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
