Hows jokes

How do you make a sad person jump?

A bridge.

Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.

Why was baptism invented?

How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?

How to not exist: Kys.

How to kill a blind person.

Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.

How do you anger a democrat?

Don't tell him the truth.

How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?

Tell him the truth.

How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?

They take a "power puff."

Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today and treat others how you want to be treated!

Rate your day on a scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment [on] what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.

How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.

Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔

How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?

You can never tell.

How can a man make the world safer?

By having the chop.

How are infants and chocolate alike? They'll both kill your dog.

How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"

How are you and an orphan similar?

Both of your fathers are invisible.

How did Helen Keller drive?

One hand on the wheel, one hand on the road.

How many people fit in a tree?

I don't know, you tell me.

How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.

Jeffrey Dahmer likes his men how he likes his coffee: black and ground up.