Hows jokes
How do you punch 40 kids in the face at once? Hit them with a “Sandy Hook”.
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick him up and sick his dick.
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How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.
"Hey, how do I look?"
"With your eyes, Joe."
What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.
How many times does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Tentacles!
Hey John, how are you going?
Helium, yeah good, what about you?
(Hey Liam)
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
I did so much research that I got bone-tired from doing this, tibia honest. You probably didn't find that humerus. I got a skeleton of these puns. I guess I could learn a femur puns. I was wondering if the creators of this site could talus how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years old.
Some of you people on here are complete incels and need to learn how to spell and properly construct simplistic grammatical sentences that actually make sense.
I called my boss the other Monday and told him I needed the day off because I was sick. He said, "How sick?"
I said, "Well, I'm in bed with my 12-year-old sister."
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
Q: How did the explorers get to school?
A: They rode the Colum-bus!
How can you tell an anti-vaccine kid?
It's only got 10 hours to live.
How does an apple fall from a tree?
I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!
Free will is like having a vagina. You don't need to know how to use it, and you don't need to know what it does, but what matters is that you have it.
I searched on Google, "How to start a wildfire?"
I got 39,300,000 matches.
if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom
How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby it's a "choice"? But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children it's called "murder."