Howe jokes

Gay

How is being gay like a geology class? You can lick all the rocks you want.

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  • Orphan

    How to make an orphan BLEED?

    Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.

    Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.

    Step 3 - Tell them to kys.

    Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.

    Emo kid

    How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

    Blonde

    How do you drown a blonde? You tape a mirror to the bottom of a 13-foot deep pool.

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  • Memes

    Pacman

    How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?

    They both get paid to eat 200 balls!

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  • Girlfriend

    How do you know when your girlfriend is too young?

    You have to make airplane noises to get her to open her mouth.

    Sorry.

    Hole

    Does your shoe have a hole in it?

    No.

    Then how did you put your foot in it?

    Barstool

    How many gay guys can you fit on a barstool? 4... if you turn it upside down.

    Nucleus

    A nucleus walked into a bar. He asked the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, NO CHARGE!”

    Milk

    Man: Cow milk is drinkable.

    Other man: How do you know that?

    Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*

    Other man: John...h-how do you know that!

    Star

    My son, who is into astronomy, asked me how stars die. I said, "Usually from an overdose."

    Trash Can

    Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?