Howe Jokes

A nucleus walked into a bar. He asked the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, NO CHARGE!”

Man: Cow milk is drinkable.

Other man: How do you know that?

Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*

Other man: John...h-how do you know that!

My son, who is into astronomy, asked me how stars die. I said, "Usually from an overdose."

I asked the gym instructor,

"Can you teach me to do the splits?"

"How flexible are you?" he asked.

"Well, I can't make it on Fridays."

A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to do suicide, and the librarian said, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."