Howe jokes
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her
Did you hear about the woman who broke up with the man who had a small penis?
When his friends ask how he’s doing, he said, “I wasn’t that into her.”
How do you piss off a midget?
Give them a yo-yo and tell them to play with it.
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
I saw names carved into a tree and thought it was romantic. Until I realized how many people bring knives on dates.
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How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
"Poor old fool," thought the gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. He invited the old man inside for a drink.
The gentleman asked, "So how many have you caught today?"
The old man replied, "You're the eighth."
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.
How much alcohol does JFK prefer to drink?
3 shots.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.
Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?
Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.
Orphan: Why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
How to get into politics?
Fail art school.
What record did Obama prove during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he'll still be in government housing.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.