Howe jokes
How do parents punish their blind kid? They move the bed.
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" (Sans)
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
Memes
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
How do orphans see their family?
By looking at the mirror.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝
These came down deep from my heart. Don’t let me down again, please.
How I Punch my Brother: Wooden Sword.
How he is telling Dad: Diamond Sword.
How hard my Dad is gonna punch me: Warden Punch.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
Man: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
I got so drunk with the guys yesterday that when the Uber driver asked how many drinks I had, I said, "Yes."
I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.