How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.
How do mice floss their teeth? With string cheese.
How do you get a squirrel's attention? Act like a nut.
How can you tell if a pig is hot? It's bacon.
How many apples can you grow on a tree? All of them.
How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts counselling session? The psychologist will thank you for coming
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A Sturgeon
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.
How do you hire a horse? Easy. Just put up a ladder.
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house. So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard, one said “ what tree?” I replied “you’ll know when you get here”
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that tiny thing?
"How would you describe yourself in three words?" "Lazy!"
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
How do you know if there's a vegan in the room? Wait 2 minutes and they'll tell you.
How does white people backyard looks like, Cotton field!
How do you get a monkey off the wall??
You Jerk Him Off!!!
A Japanese man goes to the dentist after being there for a while, the dentist ask “ How of do you floss your teeth? The jap said “ after every meal”, when they finish up the dentist turns to him and “says you need to floss your eyes more, I can still see them”
how do cats mastrbte? they lick they pusy
how to cats relieve themselves in front of people? by licking their puss
son: Dad i know i’m adopted dad: well how do you know son: i found the adoption papers dad: that is for your mum
if you know you know
