How do you ground a person in a wheelchair
Take off the wheels
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair
Take off the wheels
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s dick.
"How does dry skin affect you at work?" "You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."
Person 1 " I love KFC" Person 2 "yeah, me too!" Person 1 " How many have you gotten?" Person 2 " How am I supposed too remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?" Person 1 " Chicken? What chicken, what do you think KFC stands for?" Person 2 "? Kentucky Fried Chicken?" Person 1 " What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children." Person 2 " BLOODY WHATT??"
How do you blind an Asian? Put a windshield in front of them.
How do Americans learn the metric system? 9mm at a time. problem is sometimes it goes straight through their heads.
How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?
Call and tell her about it.
A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said:
F*ck off! You won’t bring it back.
How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?
Once you take away the legs and the breasts you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up like an altar boy
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty
Put Hellen Keller in Gorge Floyd’s position. How is she cry out for help would she just moan or would she try to do sign language?
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.