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Master bait

    • My brother wanted to go fishing. I told him he had to learn how to "master bait". Go look it up on YouTube. Guess who is grounded?

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    • Fart

    • 3 men go to hell. Satan says if you can question me and I can't answer, you go to heaven.

    The first man asks if Satan knew how to make computers. He goes to hell. The next man asks if he knew how to make furniture. He goes too. The third man pokes a ton of holes in a bottle cap and farts in the bottle, asks Satan where the fart came from. Satan said every possible answer and the man pointed to his butthole and said "nope this one"😂

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    • How To memes

    Hillary

    • If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together, all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.

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    • Noose

    • My friend asked me why I know how to tie a noose.

    I told them, "because I’m such a noose-ance."

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    • Suicide

    • Person 1: You are the dumbest person in the class.

    Person 2: Well, you're the second. Maybe, but at least I'm not the dumbest.

    Person 2: I know how to fix that!

    ... Next day person commits suicide...

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    • Call

    • You wanna know how to get rid of potential scam callers?

    Next time you get a call from them, just answer the phone and say, "Pizza Hut abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce, how may I help you?"

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    • Oven

    • Nobody

    Literally nobody

    Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?

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    • How To memes

    Community talk

    • For those of you who do not know, When im in verbal shutdown, talk to me, if you dont understand me i wont get mad, understand the leavls, dont leave. When i am in my reality phase, talk to me, Remind me who i am, were im at, and who YOU are. When i am about anything else (panic attack, over thinking, ect) Have me listen to music , put a blanket over my head, and jst zone out. Have me listen and talk to a person. Use logic against my situation, but please refrain from being rude.

    Ty and ily all <333

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