A student asked a teacher how do you pronounce this word it's spelled A-L-L-I-E-D. The teacher was about to answer but then the student said, "actually I know how to pronounce it, I lied," (allied)
how come orphans know how to do laundry cause thats usually the moms job
how to cats relieve themselves in front of people? by licking their puss
What did the plane say to the twin towers? - Lmao, you twins don't know how to play jenga. here let me show you how (BOOM) ;)
how to turn on an Indian push the red button.
I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
hey you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? cause you really know how to raise a cock!
asking for a friend, could anyone please tell me how to politely ask a question for a friend?
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Why are orphans so skinny? They never learned how to home cook.
Good lord, any tips on how to kidnap children. I say free candy and they run
How to know something won’t be fun: Someone will say cmon it’ll be fun!
Do you want to know how to NY jets got their name
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad ... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to COUNT his BARS
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Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word racism. People can't be something that doesn't exist
you know how to draw a horse if no look in a mirror and draw what you see
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS
