How To jokes
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
How to make holy water:
1. Grab a pot.
2. Put water in it.
3. Set the stove to 420 degrees.
4. Boil the hell out of it.
It's funny dating someone smarter than you. My girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be. Let me explain. Say, for example, she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.
Chuck Norris trained Dude Perfect how to do it.
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
How to know something won’t be fun:
Someone will say, "C'mon, it’ll be fun!"
I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
A student asked a teacher, "How do you pronounce this word? It's spelled A-L-L-I-E-D."
The teacher was about to answer, but then the student said, "Actually, I know how to pronounce it. I lied!" (allied)
I named my cousin's parrot Michell, and then I started to call Mikey "Mikey", right? I'm starting to teach my cousin Sammy how to say "Mikey Mikey" and he says "mekiy meiky" 😆
You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.
I searched on Google, "How to start a wildfire?"
I got 39,300,000 matches.
How do cats relieve themselves in front of people? By licking their puss.