How To jokes
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
How to make holy water:
1. Grab a pot.
2. Put water in it.
3. Set the stove to 420 degrees.
4. Boil the hell out of it.
It's funny dating someone smarter than you. My girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be. Let me explain. Say, for example, she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.
Chuck Norris trained Dude Perfect how to do it.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
Asking for a friend, could anyone please tell me how to politely ask a question for a friend?
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
How do cats relieve themselves in front of people? By licking their puss.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.