5+ Best Watermelon Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Farm

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The image shows a scarecrow dressed in a white robe and pointed hood standing in a field of watermelons. The text above the image says, "How to protect your watermelon farm".

Farm

The image shows a scarecrow dressed in a white robe and hood, similar to what members of the KKK would wear. The scarecrow stands in a field of watermelons. The text reads 'How to protect your watermelon farm.'

Girl

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The image lists the pros and cons of girls with thick thighs. Pros include that they are extra squishy, super great pillows, look good in skirts, dresses, and shorts, they jiggle, are soft, and could crush a watermelon. The cons are that there are none, because they are perfect.

Masterpiece

I felt the need to share this masterpiece with all of you.

A slice of watermelon with a clown face, complete with a red nose and red tufts of hair.

Helmet

A man with a watermelon helmet has a speech bubble above his head that says: "Gegagedigedagedagedago".

Racist

Card

A collage of stock photos. A man eats a small watermelon, surrounded by watermelons. A man is giving a thumbs-up while wearing a watermelon on his head. A man wears goggles while wearing a watermelon helmet. A man wears a watermelon as a mask, with two small holes cut out. A man appears to be kissing a watermelon.

Food

materwelon

The image shows a sliced watermelon with the text "Materwelon" above it.

Jokes

Sound

They toss and turn to the sound of thunder, but I got watermelon to soothe my slumber!

Orphan

What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon.

Cantaloupe

I almost secretly married a watermelon, but I cantaloupe.

Watermelon jokes