how many senators fans does it take to change a light bulb. All 3 of them
Hockey for life
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb
None they just sit in the dark and cry
How many thots have I bullied? 3. The rest is dead.
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None there is no electricity
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb. The answer may shock you.
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
How many dead babies dose it take to paint my room It depends how many bullets you have
Q: How many more chemo treatments did the cancer patient need? A: Tumor
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb? 9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb
A calendar asked the doctor how many time he's got left. The doctor replyed: Till december
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb
None they just beat the room for it being black
There were 32 cows TWENTY-EIGHT Chickens HOW ANY WHERE THERE? There were 32 cows twenty ate chickens how many were there
If you have 20 apples and you ate 2 how many you have left? 0 because you have 20 and and take away 2 you have 0 left.
How many apples can you grow on a tree? All of them.
MORE BAD JOKES
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Tentacles!
me: how many letters are in the alphabet? that one friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 35! Do you have a problem with that?
Person 1: How smart are you? Person 2: Really smart Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2 how many are left? Person 2: 1 ghost is left Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!!!
How many times I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
