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if there are 12 fish and 6 drown how many are left

12 because fish dont drown

How many fingers am I holding? I'm not HOLDING any fingers.

How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, obviously not 10; my basement's still dark.

You know how many people said "this ship will never sink"?

They jinxed it by saying "never sink"

Man walks in to the doctor He says” doctor I need a new butt mine has a crack in it” Doctor-how many time do I have to tell you!!!

You wanna hear a joke?

2 Emo's hanging out under a tree🤣🤣🤣🤣

How many Emo's does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time 🤣🤣🤣🤣

How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.

dang... if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put D IN U ;)

i only know there is 25 letters in the alphabet, i don't know Y.

(mE: how many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (friEnd: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)

(mE: there are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (crUsh: no. there is actually 26) -- (mE: oooOoh, i forgot u r a q t ! so its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (crUsh: you forgot the D) -- (mE: thats not needed yet ;] )

what letter is really hot? T

C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK

ME SExUAL SRrY LoL

This joke includes potentially sensitive content.

Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with"

Me: "Nun"

how many times can you subtract ten from one thousand

one after that your subtracting ten from 990

How many foster parents does each Orphan have 1 half

What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed

Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!

Q: How many letters are in the alphabet A.11 A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T

How many beans are there in Irish Chili?? A: 239 Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine? A: ( spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more it'd be two farty. ..lol