House

House Jokes

me: the last time I used DUOLINGO was WHEN THE DINOSAURS WENT EXTINCT.

duolingo: lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)

I had to go to my friends house... I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... IS MY FRIEND OK???

Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.

Some moving men had just begun their days work. The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch. The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."

Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking then u lose your house