Why did the orphan rob the bank š¦ To buy a house
the orphan tried to play baseball but he couldn't get home cause home doesn't exist for him
buy kfc= 1 dead orphan in your house
me: the last time I used DUOLINGO was WHEN THE DINOSAURS WENT EXTINCT.
duolingo: lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
Knock Knock, Who's there? Water. Water who? Water you waiting for just let me in!
Unbelievable! When I searched āhouse of spadesā all I saw was a slave home!
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it. Because itās empty inside
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house. Of course it can a house can't jump.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
House for sale: five minutes from the beach or eight seconds if you fall.
why cant orphans play video games cause they dont have a home screen
I had to go to my friends house... I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... IS MY FRIEND OK???
Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.
What do you call a house party for slaves In auction house
Some moving men had just begun their days work. The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch. The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking then u lose your house
The man was absolutely delighted to find that every lamp in his house was stolen.