House jokes
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa:
1. A Lambo
2. A House
3. UR MOM
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
Memes
My dream tbh
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To buy a house.
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!
House for sale: five minutes from the beach or eight seconds if you fall.
Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
I had to go to my friend's house.
I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
Someone threatened to break into my house, but I am in a wheelchair. I said sure, and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.
Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.
Hey, wake up. I just murdered your family, but I live alone.
Then who are these people in your house? They are people in my house? Well, not anymore, dumb bitch. You're welcome, you could have died.
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!