What is the difference between a hooker and a feminist? If you want a hooker to be a bitch you have to give her money first.
What's the difference between the woods and a hooker? Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!
What's the best thing about a dead hooker? Refunds.
What is more used than plastic? Hookers
What's do you call a chinese hooker that won't get on her knees? Cantonese....
Why didn't R Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens, the legal age there is 14...Like bro hope on a plane and fuck q 14 year old hooker!
What do you call a dead hooker? It doesn't matter she won't answer you.
what does the sign say on the hooker house say afterwards they were on lockdown? A. We're on lockdown get lost pervert.
There's a blind hooker in town. She never sees anyone coming.
Q What's did on dead hooker say to the other dead hooker. A Nothing dead hookers don't talk.
this ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap and in a few days he saw her again and he went up to her and said hey you gave me the clap and she said NO I DID NOT I sold it to ya
this ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road and she started gaging on it a lil and he said oh yeah baby you like that big dick don't ya and she oh baby its not that, ya asshole stinks
Husband and wife get into a fight wife says “go blow off some steam I’ll let you fuck a hooker” so he does that comes back and says “I’m off the hook now”
P1:What's the difference between a kid and a hooker? P2:I don't know P1:Wow you sick fuck!
What's the difference between a dead hooker and a watermelon? The watermelon didn't scream when I sliced it.
My ex died in an anchorage accident. She always was a sleeping hooker.
why did the hooker quit her job?
she had a nut allergy
Why can happen if you bring a hooker in a stranger's house he will ask you really are you nuts?
so my dad walks into a bar and there was a hooker and a child i was with him and they both approached us and they said only £50 for head but it was a little weird that the child was talking to my dad and the hooker was talking to me i was about to say something but my dad pushed me over and my friends uncle killed my dad . the kid was never seen again . her name was Madeleine McCann i think im the only one who knows where she is but overall the head from the hooker was good
what do a fisherman and a prostitute have in common
they're both hookers
