What do a fisherman and a prostitute have in common?
They're both hookers.
What's the difference between a screw and a hooker? You can't unscrew the hooker.
Who remembers when ‘tweeting’ meant “stabbing a hooker”?
What's the difference between an onion and a hooker?
I cry when I chop up onions.
Why do orphans become hookers?
They can call someone daddy.
Kenney lost his virginity to a $10 hooker, but he only had to pay $5. She was his sister, so he got the family discount.
What's the difference between a club and a bar?
I can only get dead hookers from the club alleyways.
They said I was depressed, I should make an effort to do what I love.
I had to pay a hooker for twelve hours work.
... I felt nothing, but it was nice, being with someone who felt the same.
What kind of person will steal Captain Hook's hook?
Answer: A hooker.
What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.
how many hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
Q: How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Not three. My damn basement is still dark...
I was sitting with my little brother when he was about four-ish. He was starting to really like to identify objects for some reason, so he was showing me his toys. He grabbed his toy Mator truck and then pointed to the wheels, saying, “These are wheels.” I said, “Good job, yes they are.” Then he pointed to the bumper and said, “This is a bumper.” Again, I congratulated him. Then, he grabbed the toy’s wire with the hook at the end and said, “And this is a hooker.” I died laughing.
whats the diffrence between a hooker and a drug dealer a hooker can wash her crack n resell it
What's the difference between my dad and a hooker?
Hookers come back.
I will give you a nickel if you tickle my nickel pickle, Rick.
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, “This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for £300 as long as you can say it in three words.” The guy replies, “Hey, why not?” He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays £300 on the bar, and says slowly, “Paint...my....house.”
What's the difference between a spare tire and dead hookers? I don't have 8 spare tires in my trunk.
What's the difference between my car and a hooker? I park my car in a garage instead of leaving it on the side of the road.
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
