Refund jokes

What's the best thing about a dead hooker? Refunds.

I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!

What's the similarity between my son and a rug from eBay? I asked for a refund.

Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

A rich man paid for a trip to space, but he couldn't go because the rocket was damaged. He received a refund and an apology.

If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.

If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.

Raffie?

I take debt of 25,000 euro. I spend 20,000 in charity, and 5000 euro are left. I pay the debt of 2000 euro and I have to pay now 23,000 euro to bank, and 3000 euro I have in profit, 23,000 +3000 >> 26000 ;)

The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.

One time my receipt broke before I even got to my truck.

I liked my life when I first got it... Later they said no because I didn’t have the receipt.