I liked my life when I first got it.....later they said no because I didn’t have the receipt.
I heard life was a gift. Well I hope they kept the receipt, Because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!
What's the similarity between my son and a rug from ebay-? I asked for a refund.
If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
What's the best thing about a dead hooker? Refunds.
A rich man paid for a trip to space, but he couldn't go because the rocket was damaged, he recieved a refund and an apollogy
