Hooker jokes
What's the difference between a dead hooker and an onion?
I don't cry when I'm cutting up a dead hooker.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One makes you believe in Heaven, the other makes you feel it.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One reads, the other breeds.
What's the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One is glowing and the other is blowing.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One to trust and the other to thrust.
What’s the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One kneels for salvation.
The other kneels with salivation.
Why can't you kill a hooker?
Because they're dead inside anyway.
A teenage boy decides to go see a hooker for the first time and asks his experienced uncle for some tips.
"Uncle, what should I do about the hooker name? Should I ask her real name or should I come up with a name for her myself?"
"Kid, I've been fucking hookers for 20 years and I didn't even know they had names."
Do you know the best thing about killing a hooker?
Not only do you get your money back, but the second hour is free.
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.
It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.
What’s the difference between a hooker and a cat?
I haven’t banged a hooker.
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?
I've been raped!
My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch! I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and Air Force Ones, but as soon as I spend $100 on hookers, she leaves me.
Why did the hooker fall in love? Stockholm syndrome.
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?
I don't eat burritos.
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.