Do you know the best thing about killing a hooker?
Not only do you get your money back, but the second hour is free.
What’s the difference between a hooker and a cat?
I haven’t banged a hooker.
My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch! I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and Air Force Ones, but as soon as I spend $100 on hookers, she leaves me.
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?
I don't eat burritos.
How many hooker's fit in a Cadillac? About 4 in the trunk if you stack em right
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
What did the leper say to the hooker? "You can keep the tip."