Hooker jokes
What's the best part about a dead hooker? The second hour is free!
The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.
What is the difference between a hooker and a feminist?
If you want a hooker to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?
Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!
What's the best thing about a dead hooker? Refunds.
What is more used than plastic?
Hookers.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!
What do you call a dead hooker?
It doesn't matter, she won't answer you.
What does the sign say on the hooker house after they were on lockdown?
Answer: "We're on lockdown, get lost pervert."
There's a blind hooker in town.
She never sees anyone coming.
Q: What did one dead hooker say to the other dead hooker?
A: Nothing, dead hookers don't talk.
This ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap. In a few days, he saw her again, and he went up to her and said, "Hey, you gave me the clap!" She said, "NO I DID NOT! I sold it to ya!"
This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"
A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"
P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!
What's the difference between a dead hooker and a watermelon?
The watermelon didn't scream when I sliced it.
My ex died in an anchorage accident.
She always was a sleeping hooker.
Why did the hooker quit her job?
She had a nut allergy.
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"