Hooker jokes
My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch! I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and Air Force Ones, but as soon as I spend $100 on hookers, she leaves me.
Why did the hooker fall in love? Stockholm syndrome.
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?
I don't eat burritos.
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.
When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.
How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?
About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.
How do you know the hooker killed herself?
She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch.
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
What did the leper say to the hooker? "You can keep the tip."
What's the best part about a dead hooker? The second hour is free!
The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.
What is the difference between a hooker and a feminist?
If you want a hooker to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?
Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!
What's the best thing about a dead hooker? Refunds.
What is more used than plastic?
Hookers.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!
What do you call a dead hooker?
It doesn't matter, she won't answer you.