Homeless jokes

One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.

Yo mama so poor, the homeless donate to her.

What did the homeless person get for Christmas?

- Nothing.

Madeline McCann must have been homeless or something, she was sure eager for the free candy.

Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?

Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.

So the other day I saw a homeless man. He tried to mug me. I let him.

I had nothing on me either. (I'm on the next block over.)

My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.

How do homeless people punish their children?

What are their children going to do? Go to their room?

In the beginning of the 20th century, a young girl called Edit left her home country of Sweden and crossed the Ocean to make a new life in America. Unfortunately, it did not go all that well, and she soon found herself homeless, begging for food or money to survive.

She used to occupy a street next to a theater, not because it meant hefty handouts, but because it was a place where no other beggars or police bothered her. Every night, a new crowd came to see a show, and the cute young girl found just enough mercy to survive. In fact, she did so well that she decided to afford herself a small piece of cake every Tuesday, just to keep her spirits up.

One Tuesday, she could not get a break. Looked like she will go without cake this week. Then, a strange-looking gentleman stopped near her. He soon heard her story and decided to share his fortune.

Gentleman: "I work as a magician in the touring show; today, we performed here. Some nights, our guests want to gamble with us afterwards, and I make sure to bring home more than I came with. I try to keep it moderate, but today, this obnoxious drunk was loaded, so I emptied his pockets. Here, take this precious coin."

What does a stray cat/dog have in common?

Both of them don't have a home!

Why do orphans live on buses?

They never have a home to stop at.

Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?

It was too cold because they did not have a home.

Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.

What’s a homeless person's favorite food?

What's the similarity between dogs and poor people?

They both eat from trash.