Homeless jokes

Christmas

Lui · 8 years ago

What did the homeless person get for Christmas?

- Nothing.

Man

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a split-screen. On the left, a man is being arrested by two police officers. On the right, there is a collapsed parking garage with cars scattered among the debris. The text overlay at the top reads, 'New York man arrested in connection of parking garage collapse after giving homeless people pickaxes and telling them there was a lost crack stash'.

Homeless memes

I found a child on the street homeless, and they were really nice, so I took them home. Then I said, "Who's better, Biden or Trump?" They said they support Trump. They are now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years.

Money

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Money

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡 · 2 years ago

lol

A man with glasses and a monocle is smiling and giving a thumbs up. The image text says, "Giving fake money to homeless people."

Pringles

Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

The image shows a nighttime street scene with a sidewalk, houses, and parked cars under a street light. A person is holding a red Pringles can in the foreground. Overlaid text reads: "Some random homeless dude said if I eat his ass he'll give me Pringles. Be safe out there." Below the text, a praying hands emoji is visible. The TikTok handle "@scottmesiduc" is in the bottom right corner.

Divorce

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Google search result for "Mummy Pig" showing a cartoon pig, followed by text that details the pig's life as having 67 divorces, being in love with Lester from GTA 5, hacking Fortnite, and killing 417 people including Stephen Hawking.

Woman

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A woman is standing at the side of the road holding a cardboard sign. She is wearing an ankle monitor. The text on the image says: “The definition of oxymoron. She's homeless and on house arrest.”

Suicide

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The text at the top reads, "the homeless man watching me pull out a .357 revolver and paint the sidewalk with my own brains after he asked me for a dollar." Below the text, a picture of Rick Grimes from The Walking Dead, played by Andrew Lincoln, shows his intense, wide-eyed expression.

Man

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when you see a homeless man walking toward you

A 3D rendered image of a pale, humanoid figure with a large head, wide eyes, and a small, downturned mouth, with long arms hanging down. The background is a solid gray color.

Homeless memes

Community talk

Anonymous

5 months ago

Homeless people taste like chicken nuggets

Sourcandyahh

1 year ago

yall... I saw a homeless mans PP in the wild streets of DC ....Also a QRR for only fans on a random ass pole...

Face mcshooty

1 year ago

talk bumsssssssss

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