Homeless jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
What did everyone say about the crazy unemployed homeless man?
He made no cents.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?
I met a homeless guy named Rich.
He wasn't.
What's worse than having an honorary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and having an honorary degree from Harvard.
I gave a homeless person a phone but did not give him a home button.
Called a homeless kid 'Spider-Man' because he had no way home.
A hot girl wants to commit suicide and jump from a bridge when an ugly, smelly, homeless weirdo walks up to her. And he says, "Hey you hot babe, let's fuck." She just answers, "Get the fuck away you ugly bastard." The guy just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."
What did the shoe tell the feet?
"Put me on your feet!"
One day I was walking next to a homeless man, and he was eating grass. I asked him if he was hungry. He said yes. I said, "Follow me." You should have seen his face when I showed him my backyard!
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
I adopted a dog. It's gone now.
At least homeless people in China are not starving.
He's homeless.
Another: Oh he must be A "Sheer" (as in Andrew Scheer) survivor...
The other: No, he's a Liberal (as in Justin Trudeau) job hopeful.
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."
Why is the homeless homeless?
Because it's homeless.