Homeless jokes

Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.

Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.

A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping. The boy asks, "What is that man doing?" The mom says, "Making pizza," trying to turn him away.

The son sees a dog fucking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says, "Making extra cheese." When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says, "Ordering the pizza."

Later that day, the mother says to the father, "I think I want to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, don't know why that sounds good."

So that night, the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs, "Wanna order some pizza!?"

The mother replied, "DON'T WORRY I'M MAKING SOME!"

The son's voice followed, "I'M ADDING EXTRA CHEESE!"

What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?

POORphan

What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?

A homeless shelter.

What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?

Pooreos.

Today I saw a little boy wearing rags sitting on a curb. I said, "Awww, are you an orphan?" He said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."

The very young and pretty nun was walking home from the soup kitchen when a homeless man dragged her into the woods and had his way with her.

When he was done, he asked her what she would tell the Mother Superior when she got back to the convent. She calmly said that she would tell her the truth.

She said: "I will tell her that I was on my way home when the most disgusting, repulsive, and abhorrent man dragged me into the woods and had his way with me... twice; that is if you are not too tired."

A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."

And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.

One day I was walking next to a homeless man, and he was eating grass. I asked him if he was hungry. He said yes. I said, "Follow me." You should have seen his face when I showed him my backyard!

Madeline McCann must have been homeless or something, she was sure eager for the free candy.

What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.

I asked the homeless woman if I could take her home. She said yes, so I took it.

You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.

A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"

What’s a movie that’s related to an orphan? “Spider-Man: No Way Home.”

Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.

Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?

Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.

I gave a homeless person a phone but did not give him a home button.

What can you say about that homeless man's life and current status?

Wasted.

Why can't homeless people buy a house?

'Cause they live on the streets.