Homeless jokes

I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.

What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?

Pooreos.

Today I saw a little boy wearing rags sitting on a curb. I said, "Awww, are you an orphan?" He said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."

What do you call an 18 year old orphan?

Homeless.

What do orphans and garbage have in common?

They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.

What's worse than having an honorary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and having an honorary degree from Harvard.

The very young and pretty nun was walking home from the soup kitchen when a homeless man dragged her into the woods and had his way with her.

When he was done, he asked her what she would tell the Mother Superior when she got back to the convent. She calmly said that she would tell her the truth.

She said: "I will tell her that I was on my way home when the most disgusting, repulsive, and abhorrent man dragged me into the woods and had his way with me... twice; that is if you are not too tired."

A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."

And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.

Why are orphans so good at GTA?

Because they're not wanted.

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?

You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.

I look at my girlfriend’s ass like a homeless man looks at a trash can.

Like it’s my next meal.

Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.

Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"

Because he would have beef with Homelander.

Why do homeless people commit crimes?

They get a bed in jail.

How do homeless people move where they're living?

They pick up their box and walk away.

One day I was walking next to a home less man and he was eating grass I asked him if he was hungry he said yes I said follow me you should of seen his face when I showed him my back yard 😂😂😂😂

Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.

Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?

What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?

The cat is actually cute.

Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?