Homeless jokes

I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.

What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?

Pooreos.

What do orphans and garbage have in common?

They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.

Today I saw a little boy wearing rags sitting on a curb. I said, "Awww, are you an orphan?" He said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."

What do you call an 18 year old orphan?

Homeless.

Why are orphans so good at GTA?

Because they're not wanted.

What's worse than having an honorary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and having an honorary degree from Harvard.

The very young and pretty nun was walking home from the soup kitchen when a homeless man dragged her into the woods and had his way with her.

When he was done, he asked her what she would tell the Mother Superior when she got back to the convent. She calmly said that she would tell her the truth.

She said: "I will tell her that I was on my way home when the most disgusting, repulsive, and abhorrent man dragged me into the woods and had his way with me... twice; that is if you are not too tired."

A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."

And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?

You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.

I look at my girlfriend’s ass like a homeless man looks at a trash can.

Like it’s my next meal.

Called a homeless kid 'Spider-Man' because he had no way home.

Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.

Why do homeless people commit crimes?

They get a bed in jail.

Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"

Because he would have beef with Homelander.

How do homeless people move where they're living?

They pick up their box and walk away.

One day I was walking next to a homeless man, and he was eating grass. I asked him if he was hungry. He said yes. I said, "Follow me." You should have seen his face when I showed him my backyard!

Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.

Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?

What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?

The cat is actually cute.