A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said i have what you dont he said (parents)and the kid said your right i do have parents and walked away
What did everyone say about the crazy unemployed homeless man? He made no cents
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter? You can shit a load inside of a prostitute but if you try it in a shelter you get arrested.
Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock? -- She started her period.
Why cant a homeless person be in The Boys
Because he would have beef with homelander
Why do homeless people commit crimes
They get a bed in jail
I look at my gf’s ass like a homeless man looks at a trash can
Like it’s my next meal
bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid both cry when you make fun of there parents
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes) 1. What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick
2. I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.
3. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.
4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They're painful to look at.
5. Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
6. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
7. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
8. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man. You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere
what is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
the cat is actually cute
Why did the homeless man stop to help the kids cross the streat?
To get them into his van.
What's worse than having an honourary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and haveing a honourary degree from Harvard.
I saw a homeless dude and gave him 1$
I saw a homeless woman and gave her 0.77$
How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb? “You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”
kid: dad, whats an orphan? dad:
What does a orphan have that a homeless doesn’t?
A home but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent
an orphan and a homless man get into a fight so he yells in a mirror
what is the differance from an orphan and a homeless nothing haha
