An orphan once said i will call my mum and go home A homeless kid once said he will go home
so i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive
The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man. You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.
This homeless lady called me ugly so I told her “ok then imma just go on home”
why cant a homeless person win a baseball game?? they cant find home plate
Why did the homeless man stop to help the kids cross the streat?
To get them into his van.
How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb? “You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”
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What does a orphan have that a homeless doesn’t?
A home but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent
My friend looks like a homeless thanks for the jokes
whats the diffrence between a homeless person and a car only one gets fuel
I adopted a dog. its gone now. At least homeless people in china are not starving.
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Q: What was the orphans first phone? A: The iPhone X because it had no home button
-a beautiful woman is on the ledge of a bridge about to commit suicide-
a homeless man walks by her and says "what are you doing?"
she says "im going to jump"
the homeless man says "if youre going to kill yourself, do you wanna have sex with me first?"
the woman replies "no way creep! never that!"
the homeless man doesn't seem bothered and says
"thats fine, I'll just wait til you're at the bottom"
what do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
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i tried to tell a orphan a knock knock joke but sadly there was no door to nock on
What’s a homeless persons favorite cookie?
Pooreo’s
