A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
I offered to share a meal with a homeless person once, but he said, "Piss off and buy your own!"
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
why cant a homeless person win a baseball game?? they cant find home plate
What’s a homeless person's favorite food?
Homeless person says to a rich person, "I'm homeless."
Rich person: "Then buy a house!"
What is a homeless persons favorite joke...themselves.
What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?
Pooreos.
What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?
Only one gets fuel.
What did the homeless person get for Christmas?
- Nothing.
