What movie do atheists watch for Christmas?
Coincidence on 34th Street
My child is ungrateful, I got him a bike for Christmas and he didn't say thank you, no, he said "dad, I don't have any legs"
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas, this upsets the boy. Why? Answer: He has no legs..........the boy has no legs.
Where do pencils go on holiday?
Pencilvania! (Pennsylvania)
why did Sarah fall off the swing.... she had no arms.....what did aaah get for Christmas ?? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet... knock knock... *whos there*.............NOT SARAH
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer
Whats a pedafiles favorite holiday Holloween free delivery
why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms ~ knock knock who's there? not sally ~ what first went through sally's head when the nazis came? a bullet ~ where did sally go when the bomb exploded? everywhere ~ what did sally get for christmas? a bike
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy. Why?
The kid had no legs.
What did the gay guy say to his boyfriend before leaving to go on vacation? Do you need help packing your shit?
My Llama's cousin sucks at going on vacation.
He just stands there; "I'll pack uhhhh...."
What do you call the day before Christmas Eve? Christmas Adam.
how did santa fit down the chimney he buterrd it
What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? We dunno she ain't opened it yet
What did sally get for Christmas cancer
Why is Santa's sack so big?
He only comes once a year
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Where do cows go on holiday? -- Moo Zealand.
I bought my son a fridge for Christmas. -- I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it.
What nationality is Santa Claus? - North Polish.
