I went on a one in a life time vacation never again
Where would a snowman go on his days off of work?
Snowhere.
Happy new year! 🥳
What is a dog 🐕 that is Christmas? A Christmas tree dog 🐶
What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?
Moorry Christmas (Even though cows can't really have religions)
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like? A: “Wrap” music
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist
in the new grinch the whos would say he stole christmest get him then the grinch said im a orphan that changes everything the whos said what would they do if max was a orphan
Flip 1134 over on a calculator.
Happy holidays.
When it's been Halloween for a few months, but there's still a body hanging from your neighbor's tree.
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
What does Santa say about my mom? HO HO HO!
Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree.
The person: "Only the last thing left to hang!"
He grabs a noose.
Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday
A Cake By The Ocean
You know the song I saw mommy and Santa kissing apparently santas the mailman
"you gotta bleed before you teeth" - Santa Claus
What do you give a armless kid for Christmas?
Nothing becuase they cant open the gift
What did the orphan get for Christmas?
Lego figures from his friend, but they ran away too.
