Hole

Hole Jokes

Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?

In case he get a hole in one.

me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying β€œLike ya cut g” and slapping the neck. I slapped the wrist and said β€œLike ya cut’s g”.

Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes G

me: i have no bullet holes

emo kid: not yet you dont

me: ayo what the fuc*

Your mama is so stupid. We was playing catch I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.

donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. if im a donut the hole used to be where i put my feeling and happiness. but people snatch it away from me. anyway,can someone put a hole in my physical body too? i kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for ace from one piece

Why did alice from wonderland get her butt stuck in the rabbit hole at first? Because she probably ate too many hamburgers and drank too much wine just out of nowhere then told her butt to hold it in before more food pops out.

Why do catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the catholic church? Because there are Glory Holes πŸ•³ inside of the confessional booths