Hole jokes
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
I tried to have phone sex once.
But the holes were too small.
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
Why is there a hole in Uranus?
Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!
What’s your favorite food? Chode in the hole?
Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
Which hole talks faster? Your mouth or your ass? Can't tell the difference because they both run shit at once.
What is the difference between a man peering through the keyhole and a woman in the bath?
One is rude and nosy; the other is nude and Rosy.
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
Why did the booger cross the nose?
Answer: To get to the other hole.
A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.
Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.
Every one is talking about glory holes, so I decided to look into one.
I was doing renovations on a house and found a wall with a glory hole. I was going to remodel it, but it's load bearing. I asked a gay carpenter how to fix this, and he advised that I check out the studs first to make sure they were uncut.
Eventually, I gave up and just put my nuts through the hole. Now they're walnuts.
Why did Alice from Wonderland get her butt stuck in the rabbit hole at first? Because she probably ate too many hamburgers and drank too much wine just out of nowhere, then told her butt to hold it in before more food pops out.
Where can a male and female rabbit make love at? The rabbit house or the rabbit hole?