Hole Jokes

Roses are red violets are blue, like my hole uncle bill is making me full, better run here he comes.

I tried my best using phone sex online but the thing about it the holes can not fit through.

i got shot once. now i'm holey

What the difference between being gay and straight, well it is the hole

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I need a new butt this one has a hole in it

What’s the easiest way to dig a hole to china?

Through my arm

at the back of abraham lincon's mind next to the bullet hole, he was thinking about how slavery is wrong.

Why do catholic Irishman in Ireland have a glory hole in the men's restroom inside their restaurants so they can give Irish kisses on Saints Patrick's Day

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What has 2 arms 2 legs 2 eyes 2 breasts for milking and a hole to fill with my 9 inches? A sexy female

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The pilot that hit the pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole

A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon.He tells those who believe in god to stand up and leave.To the children who don't leave ,he says ,"Do not worry my children,I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.

I went I saw i poop at hole, i make a portal.

I was out ice fishing, and had no nibbles all morning. About noon, this old guy comes out, drills a hole near mine, and starts catching fish as fast as he can bait the hook. I was getting frustrated without any luck, so I went over to ask him his secret. He said "Ymd ggt tm kppp tth yaems womg." I said "Excuse,me, I didn't get that?" so he mumbles even louder, "Ymd ggt tm kppp tth yaems womg!" I shook my head and said "I'm sorry, but I still didn't understand what you said." Frustrated, the man spits out a wad out of his mouth and says "YOU HAVE TO KEEP THE WORMS WARM!"