Why was Santa happy
Cos he has ho's
what do you call a surprised Asian
Ho Lee Fuc
I don't got a pencil or pen in this bookbag Added like ten to the clip 'cause it look bad Don't give a fuck if you pissed, nigga, get mad Or you can bitch and get killed with your bitch ass Lil' bro got blood on his shirt with his Crip ass Go write a diss and get murked, don't do shit ass Bitch, I'm a star, I might burst with my stiff ass Hop out the car like, "Who want it? Who with that?" I don't know nothin', I was gone when they did that Bandana wrapped where my chrome and my wig at If he want beef, hit his home with a Big Mac Niggas be breakin' the code like a Kit-Kat Runnin' your mouth like a ho get you bitch-slapped
Why was Santa happy
Bc he had 3 ho's
My favorite book is brown spots on the ceiling By Ho Fung Poo
when people say they get ho's: you dont get no ho's the only ho's you get is in yo draws
gay ppl
yo momma so fat santa said ho ho ho i've gatta go
Tj hair line so far back ho friends don't even want to talk to him
you know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?" How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
emo girls be like ho much am i worth. girl scan the code on your wrist
oh dear i made a backwards ray lets test it..ti stel yar sdawkcab a edam i read ho
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat? *Boo-ho*
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her. Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the hunger games cuz she thought it was a eating competition. Yo mama is so ugly when santa claus saw her. He yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t" Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didnt let her leave Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows: Sum ting wong Wei Toh Low Ho Lee Fuk Ban Din Ouch
what do you call a suprised chinese man ho lee fuk
It was Christmas time for Little Johnny. He was going to make some cookies and milk for Santa until he heard shaking and moaning from his mother's bedroom. He thinks, "Meh, Dad's probably back from the grocery store". But 2 seconds later, he heard a "Ho Ho Ho Oh YEAH" and then a slap. He opens the door. He finds Santa riding on his 19 yr old mom. He asks, "Santa, when did you get here and WHAT are you doing?". Santa replied, "Your mother asked for her 'milk jar' to be filled, and that's what I am doing." Johnny says, "Oh." "But, Mom, you told me Dad was here, well where is he?"
(Santa winks at you)
little johnny woke up at midnight on xmas eve to santa with his pants down on top of his mom he then said ho ho OH YEAH!!!
There was a plane crash the pilots names where Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk and Bang Ding Ow
your mom is so fat santa claus came done and said ho ho holy shit
