Ho jokes

Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"

Santa Claus walks up to three little girls and says, "Ho, ho, ho!"

Santa was asked to describe Mrs. Claus in three words. His response was, "Ho ho ho."

What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.

How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.

How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.

What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"

"Ho, ho, ho, what do you want for Christmas, little boy? Longer than two months to live."

How many wives does Santa have?

Ho Ho Ho!