Ho jokes

What did Santa say when he saw a pretty girl?

HO, HO, HO!

What did Santa say when he got to the club? Ho, ho, ho!

When Santa asks you what you want for Christmas, then says "ho ho ho," say, "Yes, please."

Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"

What did the pimp order at the Chinese restaurant?

He ordered some cock-bang-ho.

Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"

Santa Claus walks up to three little girls and says, "Ho, ho, ho!"

Santa was asked to describe Mrs. Claus in three words. His response was, "Ho ho ho."

What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.

How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.

How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.

What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"

"Ho, ho, ho, what do you want for Christmas, little boy? Longer than two months to live."

What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... "How many fingers am I holding up?"

How many wives does Santa have?

Ho Ho Ho!