What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.
Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"
John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
Hitler killed 18 million and only died once.
Fucking camper!
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
What did Hitler kill himself with? A "Nein"-millimeter.
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her.
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.