Hitler jokes
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
Y'all need to add more jokes.
What did Hitler kill himself with? A "Nein"-millimeter.
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her.
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
What’s the difference between a bullet and a Jew?
One comes out of the chamber.
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
He didn’t want to pay the gas bill.
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?
Nothing.
What do you call suicidal Hitler?
Slitler.
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"
If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.
Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!
User name is Nico Belick.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.