Hitler jokes
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Because the air was gas.
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
Hitler killed 18 million and only died once.
Fucking camper!
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
Y'all need to add more jokes.
What did Hitler kill himself with? A "Nein"-millimeter.
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her.
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
He didn’t want to pay the gas bill.
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?
Nothing.
What do you call suicidal Hitler?
Slitler.