I have WWII in my blood since my great grandfather killed hitler.
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind Manto become a king. I mean, I don't see why not.
A professor was talking about the american dream. then, he asked the german exchange student if there was a german dream, to which the student replies "we did, but no one liked it."
Kid:Hey what’s black and sneaky! Social studies teacher:Harriet Tubman
I wonder if the titanic still sells fish?
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
What’s black and white
History
I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said “ Let me break it down for you like the twin towers.”
Wanted to get the scoop on history of ice cream, so I went to Sunday school.
What is Hitler's favorite game?
Nahtzee
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
Why was going through JFK'S head when he was getting assassinated, a bullet
Which president has never gone to jail........ Lincoln because he's in a cent get it innocent in a cent
America:i going to build a wall
Nazi:been there
Soviet union:done that
It was the year 1912, I was in the SS. titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, "I've heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?"
I was voting for Trump in the 2016 election. It's been awhile since the last presidential assassination...
what do u call hitler
gay follow my instagram @kaching_memes I post offensive videos that will make u laugh
IN our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder. And I said "WOAH THAT'S LIT!"
caesar went to the future only to see on how the roman's forgot Julius caesar but only made a salad... i think it would have been better if caesar stayed dead
In a normal country, they have lemonade. In Soviet Russia, they have Leninade: "Refresh yourself with a cold war."
