History jokes
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!
Your hairline goes further back, even further back than the Precambrian Time.
Yo mama's so fat that the earth used to be flat before they buried her.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.
Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?
It had nine shots and seven chasers!
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot.
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.