Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
I, for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. It's been a while since we had a presidential assassination.
Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
My classmate, Hailey Legacy.
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
“The Titanic is unsinkable!”
Iceberg challenge excepted.
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
My grandpa is a great hero. He's the one who shot Hitler.
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
