History jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said that you would never forget!
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
Slavery is like Pokémon, you gotta catch them all.
I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is, then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.
I'm so proud of my Grandpa. He killed Hitler himself.
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.
what's the difference between hitler and you?
one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.
Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?
A: One got to finish a race.
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.
Did you ever think that John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head?
Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream was shot.
What do you need in order to crash a train?
A bad track record.
Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?
People in 1912: "Titanic is unstoppable, even God couldn't sink this ship."
God: "Bet, where are my icebergs?"
A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler, but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"
If I die, delete my search history.
My grandpa was amazing. He killed Hitler.
What planet did Hitler hate the most?
Jewpiter.
We really should erect a statue of the guy who killed Hitler.