What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.
Did you ever think that John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head?
Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream was shot.
What do you need in order to crash a train?
A bad track record.
what's the difference between hitler and you?
one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.
A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler, but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"
Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?
If I die, delete my search history.
We really should erect a statue of the guy who killed Hitler.
Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?
A: One got to finish a race.
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
If I were a history teacher, I’d make the two twins stand up and throw a paper airplane at them.
Fortnite is like America... At one time it was good and free. Now it's neither.
My grandpa was amazing. He killed Hitler.
A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)
I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is, then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.
What's the difference between Hitler and a feminist?
At least Hitler actually did something.
