History

History Jokes

What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.

I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is, then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.

Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.

If I were a history teacher, I’d make the two twins stand up and throw a paper airplane at them.

Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.

Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.