History

History Jokes

Fan

What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.

Nightmare

Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream was shot.

Hitler

what's the difference between hitler and you?

one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.

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  • Adolf Hitler

    A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler, but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"

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  • Stereotype

    I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is, then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.

    Difference

    Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?

    A: One got to finish a race.

    9/11

    Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.

    White men

    Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.

    Twin

    If I were a history teacher, I’d make the two twins stand up and throw a paper airplane at them.

    Priest

    Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.

    Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.

    Fortnite

    Fortnite is like America... At one time it was good and free. Now it's neither.

    Titanic

    A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)

    Feminist

    What's the difference between Hitler and a feminist?

    At least Hitler actually did something.

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