History jokes
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.
I'm so proud of my Grandpa. He killed Hitler himself.
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.
I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is, then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.
Memes
Cold war
Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?
A: One got to finish a race.
What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.
what's the difference between hitler and you?
one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.
Slavery is like Pokémon, you gotta catch them all.
Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream was shot.
Did you ever think that John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head?
What do you need in order to crash a train?
A bad track record.
Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?
People in 1912: "Titanic is unstoppable, even God couldn't sink this ship."
God: "Bet, where are my icebergs?"
A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler, but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
If I die, delete my search history.
We really should erect a statue of the guy who killed Hitler.
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.