I think abraham Lincoln was gay because a guy shot from behind
Why are the Americans good at rubix cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colours.
Crucifixion was the first T-pose
Q: When and where was the biggest BBQ ever? A: Hiroshima Japan 1946
In a normal country, they have lemonade. In Soviet Russia, they have Leninade: "Refresh yourself with a cold war."
What’s black and white
History
What’s the only long-lasting thing from China?
Covid
Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill.
Why do Nazis don’t wear necklaces,rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.
The only person I’d have a cooking lesson with is Hitler
It was the year 1912, I was in the SS. titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, "I've heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?"
My true hero is the person who killed Hitler
Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?
X is always 10.
I couldn't imagine being Abe Lincoln, that would be mind blowing!
the titanic is now resort for fish
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of there dark history
The Average French Car has 7 Gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back
Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position? Sixty nein.
I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people
But quite Anne frankly I'd be lying
