History jokes
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost two towers.
What did Hitler kill himself with? A "Nein"-millimeter.
What did Hitler and Usain Bolt have in common?
They both finished the races.
Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.
Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.
What do you call a blind German?
A notsee.
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.
I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is, then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.
JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said that you would never forget!
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
I'm so proud of my Grandpa. He killed Hitler himself.
Slavery is like Pokémon, you gotta catch them all.
Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?
A: One got to finish a race.
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.
what's the difference between hitler and you?
one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.