History jokes
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
If you were on the Titanic and you didn't leave the ship, what would you do? Just let that sink in.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost two towers.
What did Hitler kill himself with? A "Nein"-millimeter.
I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is, then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.
What did Hitler and Usain Bolt have in common?
They both finished the races.
Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.
Slavery is like Pokémon, you gotta catch them all.
What do you call a blind German?
A notsee.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said that you would never forget!
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.
Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?
A: One got to finish a race.
JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
I'm so proud of my Grandpa. He killed Hitler himself.
Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream was shot.
what's the difference between hitler and you?
one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.
A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler, but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"