History

History jokes

Titanic

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.

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  • America

    This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.

    Fan

    What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.

    Hitler

    what's the difference between hitler and you?

    one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.

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  • Memes

    Nightmare

    Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream was shot.

    Priest

    Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.

    Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.

    9/11

    Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.

    Adolf Hitler

    A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler, but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"

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  • Stereotype

    I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is, then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.

    Difference

    Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?

    A: One got to finish a race.

    Computer

    When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.

    White men

    Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.

    Twin

    If I were a history teacher, I’d make the two twins stand up and throw a paper airplane at them.