History jokes
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
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I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. Instead, they got a plane.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Why can't America play chess?
They're already missing 2 towers.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
Twin Tower jokes are just plane.
My great-great-great grandpa killed Hitler.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.