My great-great-great grandpa killed Hitler.
History Jokes
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
Boom, it went.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Fall
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
