History jokes
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
It's important to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
Ooo.
What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.
I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔
I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. Instead, they got a plane.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Why can't America play chess?
They're already missing 2 towers.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.