History jokes
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
Boom, it went.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Fall
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
The Twin Towers ordered two pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plane.
My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
Why is America so bad at chess?
They lost both of their towers.
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.