History jokes
What did Hitler and Usain Bolt have in common?
They both finished the races.
Someone in the Twin Towers ordered two pizzas, plane?
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt finished the races.
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Jesus will be history when I realize he's behind me.
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
I rate it 9/11.