History jokes
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
I rate it 9/11.
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
When you fail art school.
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.