History jokes
My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
The Twin Towers.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?
"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"
Q: Why are Americans bad at Clash Of Clans?
A: They already lost two towers.
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.