History jokes
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
What did Hitler kill himself with? A "Nein"-millimeter.
My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her.
"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
- JFK
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
The Twin Towers.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.