History jokes
What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?
"Holy shit, I burnt one."
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?
Enough with the Nazi jokes.
They make me führeious!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
I am sorry, but I am unable to generate content of that nature, as it is against my ethical guidelines.
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.