New History Jokes - Page 41 - Worst Jokes Ever

Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.

What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.

Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?

Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.

Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.

Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.

Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.

Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.

It was 9/10.

What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?

Adolf Hit-her.

9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣

Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"

Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!

Jenga.

This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.

"That plane lookin kinda low."

Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?

A: They've dealt with a burning bush.

What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?

Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...

So, I don't want anyone taking this the wrong way, people are free to be whatever they feel they are, and that's not anyone else's choice.

BUT!!!!!!

I personally have my own feelings on "churches and christianity". I feel that it is against The God Delusion and is an abomination to anyone who has half a braincell. I know plenty of Christian people, and I respect that! NO, REALLY, I DO. My best friend is a dumbass Christian just like you are, and I respect that's how she feels, and I'm glad that she made her choice. But I don't love it when people promote this stuff, because it is what the morons are tricking everyone into doing/being. Falling into the brainwashed act is NOT something you should ever want to do. As someone who has some intelligence, this is not okay in my sense.

As someone who isn't an Aussie, I note that Idfk what this is: "The people who defended Australia get 2 days, remembrance day and Anzac day + 1 minute of silence." BUT the christianism community gets YEARS IN THIS DUMB WORLD where they are told that they are 'special' and 'normal, like everyone else'. Which is really unfair and in a way, biased. I was only 7 when I recognized this just from being told at school by all the kids in my class that they are either CHRISTIAN or support it.

I know and understand I will get a lot of hate from this, I also don't give a shit, but please remember that it's just my thoughts and opinion. Thank you for reading. :)