Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
History Jokes
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.
I don't like making 9/11 jokes because every joke about 9/11 I make has a tendency to crash and burn.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
Titanic: And I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
Your forehead goes back to when Burger King was Burger Prince.
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?
Me neither. It all came crashing down.
Yo momma's so fat, she was the iceberg in the Titanic.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
Your hairline is so far back I learned about it in history class.
What is the origin of the glory hole?
The origins can be found in San Francisco, California, where historians claim that a meat thermometer was sticking out of a hole from both sides, especially the divider between bathroom stalls inside the men's restroom used for an anonymous massage for gay men by gay men in San Francisco, CA, in the Wild West.
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
How did Helen Keller die?
Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it.
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
