My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.
Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
What's a cow's favorite war?
World War Moo.
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!
I was going from Germany to Austria, and I accidentally crossed the border illegally. When the police caught me, they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them, "Why?" They said I didn't see the border.
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!
What's black and white?
History.
What do you call a blind German? A Nazi (Not-see)!
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?
A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
Hitler walked so Kim can run.
Jesus walked, so Mohammad can fly.
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said, “Let me break it down for you like the Twin Towers.”
Wanted to get the scoop on history of ice cream, so I went to Sunday school.
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
What is Hitler's favorite game?
Nahtzee.
Julius Caesar walks into a bar and orders a Martinus.
The bartender asks, "Don't you mean Martini?"
Julius Caesar says, "No, I only want one."
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
White people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kill them, rape them, and enslave them.*
Natives: Can y-
White people: Hey, you remember all that horrible sh*t we did to you? Let's have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives.
