You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.
History Jokes
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
Teacher: Describe Ukraine history in 3 words?
Student: Ukraine is history!
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
Your hairline goes sooooo far back that dinosaurs exist on it.
Helen Keller def faked it.
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
What do you call a pregnant slave? Buy one get one free.
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
Why did UK want Northern Ireland for more s***?
Why did Russia put war on Ukraine for more nuts?
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
