History jokes
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
What's the difference between Jesus and a holy whore?
Jesus got pegged against a cross.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
How do you know America's bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers!
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
9/11, am I right?
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
Did Jesus die a virgin? No, he got nailed before he died.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.
JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents. It's like their heads were empty.
My dad killed himself because he was Hitler.
Signs my cousin is going places when he's older:
TEST QUESTION: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
He wrote: "At the bottom of the page."
Smart kid!
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!