History jokes
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?
When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
What's the difference between Jesus and a holy whore?
Jesus got pegged against a cross.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
How do you know America's bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers!
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
9/11, am I right?
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
Did Jesus die a virgin? No, he got nailed before he died.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.
JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents. It's like their heads were empty.