History jokes
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
Why is Hitler a hjhjfbfhf? Because he’s Hitler!
The Twin Towers are just like genders.
There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive topic.
Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.
The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.
My favorite sex position is the “JFK,” I splatter all over her as she screams to get out of the car 😂
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers.
Russia is worse than the USSR.
Russia is just a bonerless USSR.
If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?
Make America Great Britain again!
The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.
Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.