History jokes
The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.
My favorite sex position is the “JFK,” I splatter all over her as she screams to get out of the car 😂
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers.
Russia is worse than the USSR.
Russia is just a bonerless USSR.
If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?
Make America Great Britain again!
The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.
Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?
When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.