History jokes
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is just a scoreboard.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."
Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him.
I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.