History jokes
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
When you fail art school.
Why did Queen Elizabeth II die? She forgot to heal after all those storms.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
I guess in British chess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without two towers.
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."