History jokes
No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
I guess in British chess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without two towers.
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?
You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
I rate you a 9/11.
The twins are falling down.
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
What do you call the longest reigning monarch?
The queen? No, she dead.
R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.