History jokes
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
I guess in British chess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without two towers.
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?
You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
911.
911 who?
You said you would never forget.
I rate you a 9/11.
The twins are falling down.
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?