Him jokes

It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.

In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.

Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?

I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.

You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."

Ooohhh look, an orphan! Let's go beat him up.

Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?

I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.

I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).

Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?

His wheelchair always backs him up.

A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!

I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home.

So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.

A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.

Yeah, that was the punchline.

I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.

I wonder if any of these people are still alive.

Anyways,

When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.

Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.

I saw a little kid crying. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. I got fired from the orphanage.

Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.

The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.

I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!

Me be like: ;-;

Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."

I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.