Him jokes

I heard there was a kidnapping.

Don't worry, he woke up in the back of a van.

It was his father's friend who was a priest.

He was just bringing him to church.

I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.

Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.

She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”

The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”

Mom: “Exactly.”

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Doesn’t matter what you call him, he won’t come anyway.

Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.

When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;

My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.

Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.

She lets him play anyway and I don't.

Why was the orphan stupid?

Because his parents couldn't guide him.

I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.

It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.

I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.

How do you anger a democrat?

Don't tell him the truth.

I went to see my doctor today and I asked him how come every time I have sex my eyes hurt.

He said that’s a common reaction to pepper spray.

Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.

If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery... I’ll kill him with my bear hands.

I saw a little kid crying. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. I got fired from the orphanage.

I wonder if any of these people are still alive.

Anyways,

When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.

Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.

The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.

I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!

Me be like: ;-;