Him jokes
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."
How do you make an orphan's hand bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."
What does a bad friend give a blind kid for his birthday?
Give him a gun and tell him it's a hairdryer.
I took my son to a driver's school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive a car because he ran over my ex on "accident."
(I gotta go pay him out of jail!)
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.
WARNING: READ THIS JOKE ALOUD!
Was it the pills that stopped his coughing, or was it the coffin they carried him off in?
I got suspended at school today. I lit a kid's wheelchair on fire and called him "Hot Wheels."
A twelve-volt battery walks into a tavern and orders a drink. The bartender serves him, and comments, "Now don't start anything."
Our Human Services Minister is just mad because his wife cheated on him 20 years ago.
With their brother.
Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.
Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.
A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.