Him jokes
To anger a Libertarian lie to him, to anger a Democrat tell him the truth, to anger a Republican sodomize him.
What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
How do you make an orphan's hand bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied, “Okay cool, now I’m going to go sue Thin Mints for not making me thin.”
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
I took my son to a driver's school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive a car because he ran over my ex on "accident."
(I gotta go pay him out of jail!)
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."
My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.
What does a bad friend give a blind kid for his birthday?
Give him a gun and tell him it's a hairdryer.
I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."
I got suspended at school today. I lit a kid's wheelchair on fire and called him "Hot Wheels."
WARNING: READ THIS JOKE ALOUD!
Was it the pills that stopped his coughing, or was it the coffin they carried him off in?
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.